Intel Story: The Hilarity Continues

Via TUAW we read an oh-so-cute letter from Jonathan Schwartz to Steve Jobs suggesting that Solaris become the underpinnings of OS X. I hope Gruber doesn't read this, it might give him a logic coronary or perhaps just a giggle fit with hiccups at the end.

Now I have some questions:

1. Is Solaris 10 really the "world's highest volume and most secure UNIX?"
2. How is "highest volume" defined? Does it go to 11?
3. How is "most secure" measured? Against RHEL 4 with SELinux? Against OS X 10.4?
4. Does this mean Sun isn't buying Apple anymore?

I will be so glad when the keynote is over...